I finally broke down and uninstalled Alex King’s once-great “Popularity Contest” plugin for WordPress.

The plugin had been installed here at Perishable Press for over two years, and had provided fairly consistent and apparently accurate statistics.

Unfortunately, there were serious errors involved with the plugin way back during the WordPress-2.3 upgrade that were never addressed by the plugin author. There was an interim version of the plugin that had patched the error until an official update was released, but sadly and almost two years later this has not happened. I don’t know about you, but I really don’t like running abandoned plugins on my site.

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Testing new Stealth-Post plugin.. this post should not appear on the front page or in feeds..

Testing..

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Just a note to announce a site upgrade to WordPress 2.3.3. The upgrade went well, but overall server performance continues to suffer. I am aware that some people are experiencing difficulties leaving comments and even accessing the site in general. Rest assured, I am working with my hosting company, A Small Orange, to get everything back on track and running smooth. In the meantime, I appreciate your patience as we work to resolve the issues, restore full functionality, and return to reliable performance.

Please share any helpful observations regarding the site here. — Thanks!

Hello! If you are seeing this page via the default WordPress theme (i.e., blue header, based on Kubrick), welcome to the new server! I recently upgraded my hosting to a virtual private server, and finally reassigned the domain name servers to resolve to the new address. So, if you are here and everything seems to be working, then everything went according to plan and I will be able to complete the transfer on Saturday (Lord willing). If, on the other hand, something is busted, throwing an error, or otherwise causing problems, then Saturday may involve more troubleshooting and fixing things.. Either way, if you are reading this, welcome! There are great things in store here at our new home ;)

Hello!

As many of you already know, the popular WordPress anti-spam plugin, Bad Behavior, caused some problems yesterday, and as a result many bloggers and users were locked out of their favorite sites, including this one. As for now, the problem seems to be fixed, however, the experience of being locked out of my own site has left a rather unpleasant taste in my mouth.

Needless to say, I will be reconsidering the continued use of Bad Behavior as a part of my long-term anti-spam strategy. In the meantime, everything is up and running fine again (with Bad Behavior disabled) — comments are working, and I can even log in to admin to write new posts :)

In other news, Perishable Press is moving to a new server! I just switched the DNS to my new VPS nameservers, so hopefully everything will propagate and transfer without a hitch. Nonetheless, if something does happen to go wrong, Perishable Press may be offline for a spell, but rest assured, I am all over it..

So — here goes nothing — I am pulling the plug on the old server — see you on the other side ;)

Just a note to let everyone know that Perishable Press will be undergoing site maintenance for the next several hours. I apologize in advance for any inconvenience this might cause. Thanks for your patience ;)

TEST POST: Plenty of challenges around here as Perishable Press is upgraded from the stone age (WP 2.0) to the modern era (WP 2.3).. Stay tuned, and ignore this post (I am really trying to avoid having to nuke and rebuild my Feedburner feed, but I may have no choice)..

Welcome to the Perishable Press Redirection Lounge!

What?

We keep a very close eye on all 404 (resource not found) errors. Every time a legitimate 404 rears its ugly head, we take the necessary steps to solve the issue. In most cases, we use htaccess redirects to prevent 404 errors. Often, the missing resource remains available, but has been moved to another location. In this situation, we simply redirect visitors to the new location. Easy. However, there are also a relatively small number of 404 errors that are generated due to content that is no longer available. For example, temporary posts, test posts, and duplicate posts often result in 404 errors, even if they were only online for a very short time. So, rather than redirecting such requests to the home page or to the 404 page, we have created an exclusive Redirection Lounge at which roaming search engines, misguided robots, and wandering visitors may find information and reassurance.

Where?

This page is actually a post handcrafted especially for this very moment in time. The post is public, exists online, and is archived at Perishable Press. In other words, you are currently deep within the Perishable Press Archives. To escape such ancient realms, click here to return to the Perishable Press home page. Otherwise, click on some other link to fight your way out of the archive database. Otherwise, enjoy your stay here at the Perishable Press Redirection Lounge. It may not be exactly what you originally had in mind, but you have to admit, the solitude provides plenty of time to think about that interesting life of yours.

Why?

You are here because you tried accessing a resource at perishablepress.com that is no longer available. Please note that the content you are seeking has not been relocated, misplaced, or renamed — it is simply no longer available on this domain. Most likely, the content has been deleted permanently. If you are absolutely convinced that the content you are seeking is worth pursuing, please check out the Google index or the excellent Wayback Machine. Indeed, if the requested content were still available on this domain (perishablepress.com), our diligent web gimps would have redirected you swiftly to the new location of the resource. However, as the requested resource is not available, and because we try to avoid as many 404 errors as possible, we have created this Redirection Lounge to serve as our official redirect target for otherwise dead-end requests. We hope you find it as comfortable as it is informative.

Huh?

If you feel that you have arrived at the Redirection Lounge in error, or have information concerning the requested resource, please use our official contact form to drop us a line.

This is top-secret. And for “eyes only”..

Alright, so it was just a test. Password protection removed in December of 2009 because it is no longer needed. Nothing here anyway.

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Then again, for what it is through enough for it in order to be again. Or something until other suggest that it could possibly develop into another experience of seriousness or other.

the wait / lost wookiez / etc.

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Editor’s Note: This post contains the contents of the first version of the “About Perishable Press” page, which was online since the site’s launch in August 2005 until updated in June 2007. The content is posted with an historical archival date to avoid disruption of regularly scheduled programming.

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