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News Phlash for Phishers: Grammar are Critical if You Want to Stealing from People
“Oh no, not again!” It looks like another one of my non-existent bank accounts has been blocked at Bank of America. But that’s cool, because I like, totally graduated from third grade. Knowing best for all grammar and words in email. Let’s examine yet another idiotic phishing attempt, shall we? First, let’s have a look at the full-meal ...
Black Market Diaper Spam
Insanity reigns in the blogosphere! Check out this sweet little spam comment that found its way to my moderation queue.. Cloth Hello to all, its my new pages about cloth cloth diaper You can buy here 24\7. Yes indeed, “Cloth diaper”!! Come ...
Local Paper Tarnishes Small Town
Front-page story attacks city Central Washington — The Columbia Basin Herald continues to describe Quincy as “stampeded by gang members, teeming with teenage pregnancies, constant shootings, stabbings, drugs and excessive consumption of booze.” They printed the story — believe it or not — on the front page. “Quincy is also known as ‘Q-town,’” ...
Take Good Care of the Puppy
Of all the bizarre, nonsensical, and pointless spam we have received so far this year, this one takes the cake. It was delivered to our designated spam account earlier this month as a plain-text email, which opens with an explanation. Apparently, "Bob Diamond" is "an Hiring Manager" looking to advertise a couple of important items. The first ad seems remotely realistic, but the second ad.. it’s like, "teddy bear features" out of nowhere — you can’t be ...
Toilet Huffing
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Geek Code Nonsense
I found this interesting: Enlighten Encode Decode Apparently, I am defined as: GFA d-@ s:- a C++ U@ P@ L@ E@ W+++ !N !o K--? w@ O@ M@ !V PS@ PE@ Y@ PGP@ t !5 !X R@ tv-- b+ DI !D G@ e+ h@ r+++ y+++
Have Peace of Mind
Looking for the perfect dedicated server? Well, “Don’t Just a Dedicated Server!” — “Have Peace of Mind!” with Daily Razor Hosting. Have a Peace of Mind
Gizoogle Gonna Break it Down
Gangsta lean. Gangsta tuff. Da Gizoogle Search Engine & Translator delivahz da roofless bidniss fo' da previous post: Osseus Website Yo Multimedia artist extraordizzle Kenneth Paul Schrag — betta known as Osseus ta his fellow DLa posse — is currently in tha process of updat'n his personal design portfolio website (Flash required) aww nah. Ken's aww ...
Phish Phight
I love reading these things.. Your online credit card account has high-risk activity status. We are contacting you to remind you that on March. 13, 2006 our Account Review Team identified some unusual activity in your account. In accordance with Chase Bank's User Agreement and to ensure that your account has not been compromised, access to your account was limited. Your account access will remain limited until this issue has been resolved. We encourage you to log in ...
Phish or Die
Ahh, the joys of stealing from people... Dear Customer Of The WellsFargo Internet Banking ? We Have Noticed That Your Wells Fargo Online Bank Account Needs To Be Updated, because we have made a new updates on our online banking service and we lost some information of our customer online banking accounts, we are sorry for that but you should update your Wells Fargo online bank account. To verify your online account and access your bank account, to be ...
Pathetic Phishing Attempt
For a good laugh, consider the following email message: Subject: Attention! Several VISA Credit Card bases have been LOST! Good afternoon, unfortunately some processings have been cracked by hackers, so a new secure code to protect your data has been introduced by visa. You should check your card balance and in case of suspicious transactions immediately contact your card issuing bank. If all transactions are alright, it doesn't mean the card is not lost and cannot be used. Probably, your card ...
Japanese Insanity
Shouts out to Freakish Carnival Utopia for capturing this clip from a very popular Japanese television show (right-click and save to computer): Japanese Insanity ( ~1.5mb | zipped .wmv file |downloads )
Surreal it Hurts
For a good laugh (or reason to be even more depressed), check out the so-called “triple-aught-dot-com” domain sale, www.000.com, which makes no apologies for its blatant capitalistic piggishness. Seriously, it’s no joke when somebody is asking “...$500,000 U.S. (firm) on a first come basis” for a domain name. But then again, “the name itself has an extraordinary advantage in alphabetized site listings,” and after all, “the three zeros makes it an excellent ...
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How to Close your Windows Live ID and Hotmail Account

Sunday, 9 November 2008, 6:06 pm

After deciding to stop using Hotmail, I went ahead and tried to close my newer Hotmail accounts. Unfortunately, the process of closing the accounts was a dreadfully convoluted experience, mostly due to the fact that these newer Hotmail accounts are acutally two accounts in one: one is associated with a Windows Live Hotmail account, and the other associated with a Windows Live ID account.

Whatever. After spending twenty minutes trying to figure out how to close the account(s), I decided I had better share the information for future reference. I mean, for crying out loud, Microsoft has convoluted the process to the point of absurdity. It’s like going on a damn treasure hunt! Don’t believe me? Check it out:

Login to your Hotmail account. In the upper right-hand corner, click on “Options” and then on the “More Options” link in in the drop-down panel. Then, under the “Manage your account” section, click on “View and edit your personal information”. From there, click on “Settings” in the left sidebar. Under “Additional options”, click on “Close account”. But wait, you’re not done yet!

On the “Are you sure you want to close your account” page, read everything and then enter your password for verification. If the Live ID account was not associated with a Hotmail account, you should see a success message. If your account was associated with a Hotmail account, you will see a message that says: “Cannot close your account”. Read the paragraph; in it, you will find a link to close your associated Microsoft Live Hotmail account. Click it.

The next screen gives a final warning that you are about to close your Windows Live Hotmail account (as if you didn’t know by now!). Read everything and then click “Close account” to finally close the damn account. And, believe it or not, that’s all there is to it! ;)

Goodbye, Hotmail

Sunday, 9 November 2008, 5:15 pm

Over the years, I have accumulated a large number of free Hotmail accounts. Several of these accounts were created over seven years ago, long before Microsoft made their first major overhaul to the Hotmail service. The overhaul happened quietly around five years ago (if I remember correctly), and directly affected the way in which all future Hotmail accounts operated.

One of the differences between the (very) old accounts and those established after Microsoft changed everything, is the way in which Thunderbird (and various other open-source email applications) is able to process emails from either type of account. For some reason, all of my old Hotmail accounts are processed perfectly well from within Thunderbird; however, those accounts created within the last several years do not play nice at all.

Unlike the older accounts, which are completely synchronized and integrated into Thunderbird, the newer accounts continually throw errors whenever they are checked for new email. These errors are usually associated with good ‘ol Hotmail not accepting any preset passwords, which must be re-entered manually every time email is checked. Needless to say, this behavior is very inconvenient. Meanwhile, the older accounts function flawlessly.

To get the Hotmail accounts to work at all with Thunderbird, two extensions are required, Webmail and its Hotmail-specific add-on. These two extensions enable users to integrate and process their Hotmail accounts along with all of their other email accounts. At first, the Webmail extensions worked perfectly with all Hotmail accounts; then, after a year or so, the newer Hotmail accounts stopped working. After upgrading the Webmail extensions, the newer Hotmail accounts would work, but then another year or so later, the same thing would happen all over again.

Occasionally, I have been able to get the newer Hotmail accounts to work by rolling back the Webmail extensions to previous versions, but this does not always work. Frankly, I suspect that the good ‘ol boys down at the Hotmail factory purposely tweak the system settings such that Hotmail is incompatible with free, open-source email applications like Thunderbird. I don’t know, but one thing is certain, the changes are happening on the Hotmail side of the fence, and they are changing their settings either deliberately or without concern for non-Outlook users.

So, as I find this cycle having come full-circle again, I am once again unable to check emails on newer Hotmail accounts. The bad news is that I am plumb out of previous Webmail extensions to try, and there aren’t any new versions to check out. So, as of today I am officially dumping all of my newer Hotmail accounts. I no longer have the patience or free time to spend fiddling things, trying to second-guess periodic changes on the Hotmail server. I will certainly keep the older accounts for as long as they continue to work, but the newer accounts are just not worth the effort. So, goodbye, Hotmail, I will never open another account with you again.

Transparent Division Recipe

Wednesday, 15 October 2008, 7:59 pm

I am getting so old that I need to make recipes of my design stunts so I don’t have to relearn them from scratch every time. Sad, but so are a lot of things..

In any case, here is the basic procedure for creating the transparent panels used in my current (Quintessential) design:

  1. Open main design template
  2. Verify proper widths via existing images
  3. Create guides according to desired width(s)
  4. Create a rounded-corner vector shape of 10-pixel radius
  5. Rasterize vector shape
  6. Set outer-glow layer style (normal, 33, 3, 7)
  7. Create new empty layer and merge with panel layer
  8. Magic-wand select panel area at 1%, no anti-aliasing
  9. Add layer mask to reveal all
  10. Ctrl+Gradient tool from panel top to desired fade
  11. Duplicate layer as new document
  12. Crop and match desired size

From there, it should be self-explanatory. If not, perhaps it’s time to pursue an alternate line of employment..

Tons of Firewalls

Tuesday, 7 October 2008, 1:45 am

Recently overheard on conservative talk radio (instructing listeners how to obtain a free promotional video from their new website):

“This website has tons and tons of firewalls, so you have to use your real email address to download the video..”

The Quiet Search Revolution

Monday, 6 October 2008, 12:15 pm

Just a thought.. As awesome as Google is these days, it would suck if they ended up owning the entire search-engine business. When they get to the point where all competition is impossible (due to their sheer size, financial resources, media influence, etc.), how many alternate search engines will have the resources for continuous improvement and top-quality search results? When this happens, we will have no choice but to do exactly what Google tells us to do.

As deeply ingrained as it is for everyone to instinctively and unthinkingly turn to Google for their search activity, it is time to leave a few alternate search tabs open for as much use as possible. Instead of using Google just because that’s what you always do, try your search on MSN, Yahoo, Ask, or any of the other independent search engines instead. Sharing traffic with other search engines is a nice, quiet way to keep the competitive spirit alive and well in the search-engine business.

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