Archive for April, 2007

Compressed JavaScript Compression

Posted on April 24, 2007 in Function by Jeff Starr

In this article, we extrapolate our favorite CSS-compression technique for JavaScript. Below, we outline the steps required to auto-compress your JavaScript documents via gzip and PHP. Two different compression methods are presented. The first method does not require htaccess, but rather involves the manual editing of JavaScript files. The second method employs htaccess to do all the work for you, thus requiring much less effort to implement. In either case, the result is the same: automatically compressed content delivered only to supportive browsers, resulting in reduced bandwidth, faster loading times, and smiling visitors :)

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Embed Flash or Die Trying

Posted on April 17, 2007 in Accessibility, Function by Jeff Starr

[ Image: 50 Cent ]
Embed Flash or Die Tryin’
Web designers and developers looking to embed Flash content into a web page currently enjoy a wide variety of methods from which to choose. The most common methods vary along several key dimensions, including standards-compliance, user-friendliness, and universal support. Some methods make it easy to provide alternative content, others enable auto-activation of Flash content, while others feature plugin-detection functionality. In an attempt to round-up the myriad techniques, this article presents nine of the most useful, practical, and popular methods for embedding Flash content.

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April 13, 2007

Posted on April 13, 2007 in Textual, Timeline by Jeff Starr

Tales from the icebox:

Recall, from June 21st, 1998, the Throat Standard.
Forget, from January 3rd, 1999, the Fantasy.
Enjoy, from June 13th, 1999, Refreshments.
Open, from September 19th, 1999, Business.
See, from September 17th, 2000, Boost.
Embrace, from December 19th, 2001, Lift.
Remember, from July 2nd, 2002, B u r n.
Welcome, from June 16th, 2003, Lorelei.

Smooth Operators: Sharpen your Google Search Skills

Posted on April 10, 2007 in Technology, Websites by Jeff Starr

Coming soon to the World Wide Web: Everything. The perpetually evolving sum of human knowledge available online. Anywhere. Anytime. So, what are you looking for? Information concerning something, somewhere, about somebody.. You know it’s there somewhere. Sure, you could waste time by digging through that immense labyrinth of browser bookmarks, maybe eventually finding that one link that may or may not lead you to the page that you remember.. No thanks. The Web is far too rich in information to limit it with a few bookmarks. Ah yes, tags — that’s it! Social bookmarking to the rescue. Okay now, let’s see, under which tag will I find those two great links on "postmodern existentialism"? Maybe check three or four tags before realizing that several months have passed and that newer, more relevant information is probably available elsewhere on the internet. Hmm..

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Wild Bill Recommends: Bizarre Flash Diversions

Posted on April 3, 2007 in Nonsense by Jeff Starr

[ Image: Wild Bill ] “Perhaps it’s time for a bizarre diversion…” — Wild Bill recommends these bizarre Flash websites for your personal entertainment, education, and enjoyment:

monoface
monoface
For a few delightful moments of splendid online fun, prance on over to the hilariously interactive Flash interface currently on display at monoface. Once there, click the "shuffle face" link a few times to get the general idea, and then graduate to plastic surgeon by clicking on the various facial components themselves. Each click mixes androgynous Flash flesh further and further into bizarro land, where smooth blending manifests disturbed visions of hermaphroditic unrest..

heiwa-alpha
heiwa-alpha.co.jp
Flexing some incredible Flash muscle, the good citizens over at heiwa-alpha (update 12/2008: site seems to be down..) have produced a Flash site of monolithic proportions. The sheer magnificence of the animated imagery and truly remarkable attention to detail make this surrealistic visual feast one of Wild Bill’s personal favorites. Indeed, for a delightful romp through the collective mind of some truly gifted Flash engineers, crank up the broadband, dust off the Japanese translator, and drop in for a wonderfully bizarre Flash diversion..