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Here are some basic PHP expressions and statements for ez reference.. Common Statements: “\n” = new line “\t” = tab “\r” = carriage return “\$” = dollar sign “\”” = double quote Example usage: “\n\t<category>$category->cat_name</category>” echo ‘<!– Category LiveBookmarks Plugin by Monzilla Media ( monzilla.biz ) –>’ . “\n”; echo “\n\t<!– Pink Floyd ” . ” Meddle –>\n\n”; echo Multiple Lines of Code echo <<<END … line of code … … line of code … … line of code … END; Example usage (this plugin (404 link removed 2013/10/15) code effectively inserts the given CSS rule into the head region […] Read more »

About Perishable Press, First Edition

Editor’s Note: This post contains the contents of the first version of the “About Perishable Press” page, which was online since the site’s launch in August 2005 until updated in June 2007. The content is posted with an historical archival date to avoid disruption of regularly scheduled programming. Contents Overview » Purpose » Philosophy » Technical » Authors » Read more »

August 2005

trying and enjoying. advanced subtleness. trying to change and to change not, a constant battle wrought beneath the ruins. self versus sacrifice, or somehwere in-between. i look toward autumn and hope for the best.. i pray winter finds us safe and in good health. help me get back to where i once belonged. Read more »

Praise and Criticism

praise & criticism Hello Google, i have been using the google homepage (google.com) as my personal internet start page for several years now. i have emailed before with praise for the page’s very simple & elegant design asthetics. however, i am occasionally annoyed with the periodic advertising frequenting the page. For example, today i discovered the return of the pesky “google toolbar” advertisement. yuck. (strictly speaking of the start page) i realize that i am scrutinizing a bit here, but i find it necessary to voice my humble opinion concerning one of the few products actually worthy of my insightful […] Read more »

April 2005

like water through sand, so there is plenty space. you can look it. insane. this too will pass. it is already now. time manipulation. through thought. through change. through time. collective. oneness. change. or echoes. Read more »

Zone Three

location : zone 3 (3/9) : grid 6 (6/9) : sectors 1-9 (9/9) : (moses lake, washington) date : 5 (5/90 days) / 3 (3/4 quarters) / 0003 (year) : (monday, july 4th, 2050) *PUBLIC TIMES NEWSOURCE *WORLDFIRST / FDISK MEDIA *worldfirstnews.com/public/ * *ZONE: 3 / GRID: 6 / SECTORS: 1-9 — (3:6:1-9) *DATE: 05 / 03 / 0011 *RATE: 70.00 CREDITS — (70.cr) *ITEM: MNP(V) – 365.303012 *Augustus Klotz / GEN. # 365 – 880.898.553 *||||||||||||:::||:::||::|:|||||:|:||||||||| * Read more »

March 2005

contourism enfolds refractionistic spatialism entrapment refinations envelope externalism locationality addresses informality formally evening chills under thick fog tonight winter delivers us lingering echoes and dust noodles snapping bacon faces race to the finish. slap your face off. slap that nasty face off. mister evil versus mystery veal serves meat, takes names. extend biscuit over ocean reveal missing business secret recipe for success basket cases raping places place your bets off. i would like to place my bet please. slam dunking. slam that fantasy dunking. i love you long time. hand pancake and mayonnaise and a man sandwich can manage backmask […] Read more »

biz koanz / art haiku

_biz koanz / art haiku : 1a] ha ha ha blah blah blah ooh and ahh and ahh and ahh umm mmm n mmm yum yum yum oooooooooooooooooh yeah no no no oh so slow so very very slow slow slow and low low low no no no very low low low ah ah ah yeah ah ah ah yeah ah ah ah yeah 1b] ha ha ha — blah blah blah, ooh and ahh and ahh and ahh, umm mmm n mmm yum yum yum oooooooooooooooooh yeah — no no no oh so slow, so very, very slow, slow, […] Read more »

January 2005

clear blue skies and bright white icy snow melting on the ground. i remember the good old days, with good music and a simple lifestyle. i remember the quiet times and times with friends, family, and alone. these memories are yours, because i have given them to you, my friend. enjoy the moment, change, and thought. watch the passing of time. Read more »

November 2004

words to worlds on and on morning comes before the dawn no need to worry while we wait night is falling time is calling understand sing along Read more »

Evening Drives

After moving back to Moses Lake in October of 2004, I quickly resumed where I had left off. After visiting a few friends and locating some strong medicine, I began going out at night, grabbing coffee, and driving around the deepest folds of Mae Valley. The music was always hand-mixed for optimal chillz, and the medicine more than accommodated for the eventual paranoia that crept along for the ride.. Read more »

Two Faces

I have accepted my face. And, I, for now, have two faces. I can smile and laugh and talk with you, or I can simply turn, look you dead cold in the eyeball, and appear completely objective, stern, and in control. When I look at you with both faces, you become restless, confused, and overwhelmed. Do not fear little one, I come in peace, yet I come in pieces. Read more »

Two Faces Two

Even when I am outraged, and the right side of my face is angry and intense, there is calm in the storm. Simply follow my left face, which remains entirely mellow and detached. As if I were one again. Read more »

Two Faces Three

When I woke up this morning, preparing to do some light traveling, I felt fine. And, despite my car needing sudden and immediate repairs, eventually found my way to Seattle without incident. Yet, during the ride, I remember noticing a bizarre taste on the left side of my mouth. Also, the left side of my face felt different — at the time I first noticed this, I could not define the precise nature of such difference, but I am sure things had changed somehow. While in Seattle, visiting friends, I became aware of the fact that, when smiling, I was […] Read more »

March 2003

freeedom sized surprise PERFORMING A CLEAN BOOT soft boot warm boot cold boot x boot warm/soft boot Read more »

February 2003

Dialing…764-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Connected to remote computer. Verifying user name and password… Failed to connect to remote computer. Invalid user name or password. Dialing…765-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Connected to remote computer. Verifying user name and password… Failed to connect to remote computer. Invalid user name or password. Dialing…766-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Unable to establish a connection. Failed to connect to remote computer. Dialing…767-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Connected to remote computer. Verifying user name and password… Failed to connect to remote computer. Invalid user name or password. Read more »

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