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2003 yearly archive

Two Faces

I have accepted my face. And, I, for now, have two faces. I can smile and laugh and talk with you, or I can simply turn, look you dead cold in the eyeball, and appear completely objective, stern, and in control. When I look at you with both faces, you become restless, confused, and overwhelmed. Do not fear little one, I come in peace, yet I come in pieces. • Read more »

Two Faces Three

When I woke up this morning, preparing to do some light traveling, I felt fine. And, despite my car needing sudden and immediate repairs, eventually found my way to Seattle without incident. Yet, during the ride, I remember noticing a bizarre taste on the left side of my mouth. Also, the left side of my face felt different — at the time I first noticed this, I could not define the precise nature of such difference, but [...] • Read more »

February 2003

Dialing…764-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Connected to remote computer. Verifying user name and password… Failed to connect to remote computer. Invalid user name or password. Dialing…765-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Connected to remote computer. Verifying user name and password… Failed to connect to remote computer. Invalid user name or password. Dialing…766-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Unable to establish a connection. Failed to connect to remote computer. Dialing…767-1234 Dialing attempt 1. Dialing… Connected to remote computer. Verifying user [...] • Read more »

Planning with Detachment

Editor’s note: the following is an unedited excerpt from a spontaneous thought stream captured while exploring a chemically altered state of consciousness — i.e., not to be taken too seriously. Any spelling, grammatical, and/or other errors appear below as they exist within the original text and have been left unedited for full effect. planning with detatchmentt: //how is art categorized in the mind? by which mechanisms are images organized, classified, and understood? consider alternate possibilities concerning how [...] • Read more »

January 2003: Kef, Zod, Aht

««kef»» Romans:Jupiter:fifth/equatorialdiameter142,796km/778.3millionkmfrom sun/11.86yearrevolution/>=14moons/saturnlikerings Greeks:Zeus zod. zodiac capricorn/sagittarius/scorpio/libra/virgo/leo/cancer/gemini/taurus/aries/pisces/aquarius animaginarybeltextending8degreesoneachsideoftheeclipticandcontainingtheapparentpathsofthesunmoonandprincipalplanetsthrough12constellationsorsigns adiagramrepresentingthis acircuitorround zillion anextremelylargeindeterminatenumber/jocular(jocosejokingjestingfacetious)alterationofmillionbillionetc folie a deux sharingofdelusionalideasbytwopeoplewhoarecloselyassociated folie de grandeur adelusionofgrandeur/megalomania foible(fault) minorweaknessorfailingofcharacter/aquirkoreccentricityofcharacter/thepartofaswordbetweenthemiddleandthepointlessstrongthantheforte> forte(n) astrongpointasofapersonanabilityorroleinwhichoneexcels/specialty/thepartofaswordbetweenthehilt(thehandleofaswordordagger/thehandleofanyweaponortool(v.t.)tofurnishwithahilt/(idiom)tothemaximumextentordegreecompletelyfully)andthemiddlestrongerthanthefoible forte(adj) loudwithforce/loudly/(n)apassagethatisloudandforcibleorisintendedtobeso • Read more »

January 2003: Herium Chat Puffs

puffy puffer dimsum dive in? mother puffer huffin and uh puufinn puff puff gassy puffs gas ape gass man total gass melt your eyeballsss herium gass ape barroon ape nails (rape nails) (ape hairs) gassadness gassedness smak em if ya got em smak it up botch smakky smak smak rope arm of the raw riving a rife of crimb noodle shooter noddle pooter high crime high time bustah rhyme the aht of warh war MONger hahr whahr [...] • Read more »

January 2003: Saturday Night Art Chat

january 2003 ~9:30pm :::> <binary>ok <@omik>what are you up to <binary>DLa 17 <binary>marathon <binary>layout <@omik>doin layout n sh*t? <@omik>ah yeh? <@omik>oh yeah!!! <@omik>baby. <binary>ahh yeh <binary>and it is sweet indeed <@omik>any perks yet? <binary>like buttAH <binary>i need a smoke <@omik>already? <@omik>chat a spell – smell. <@omik>here it comes <binary>its been hourz <@omik>maybe we should leave the cold smoker pic up there as a break signal? <binary>ok <binary>yesss.. <binary>yes. <@omik>how long you been working on the layout? <@omik>are [...] • Read more »